Javascript BOFH Excuses

Bofh Excuses in javascript, useful if you need an excuse but don't have a webserver with CGI support at hand.
 
Your excuse:

 
Download excuses.js

 
Javascript code:

<script type="text/javascript" src="/path/to/excuses.js"></script>

<script type="text/javascript">
document.writeln(bofhExcuses[calRand(bofhExcuses.length)]);

</script>